alternate ending to the third hobbit movie
thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili
and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life
and everyone lives happily ever after
thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker
“The real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of”
-sixpenceee (via audghosts)
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
(Source: manda, via thingsarepretty-ood)+
Send the boys back to Australia I miss the thick Aussie accents and those boys miss home
ed has changed so much, but if you really listen you realise he really is the same person