Fuck Reality

Sailor.16.Californa.Fuck this world.Go to shows. The usual shit.

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

(Source: awkwardvagina, via my-beautifulmistake)

teddysfotos:

that-cuddly-ginger:

Multiply.

THIS IS AMAZING 
twelvepaldii:

pendragoned:

#THAT’S BIG COMING FROM YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA

the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow

marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

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remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

(via thingsarepretty-ood)

beyonceish:

wqat:

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

this post just doesnt sit well w/ me like who cares who cares how people interact w/ each other or show affection if it makes them happy to do that wtf

i feel like u haven’t been through enough public school

(via ashtrays-and-bad-habbits)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via ashtrays-and-bad-habbits)

wigwams:

when your alarm goes off on a saturday

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(via everyreasonshesfine)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via ashtrays-and-bad-habbits)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

(via everyreasonshesfine)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via cvmplete)

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear
earthysoul:

First attempt at taking a photo of my room to create the feel as if you’re in it
pastel-goth-princess:

themeowthtrainer:

themeowthtrainer 
I WANT HER HAIR !!!! 

❤

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via ashtrays-and-bad-habbits)

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